Colchester United Away - Match Report

Well, this is a rare treat isn’t it?

A game on Sky, and as a result, a match report typed minutes after the final whistle. Thanks Sky - a few pints of beer was definitely cheaper than a £40 ticket & travel trip to Colchester, a fairly uninspiring ground in the middle of nowhere.

I’m going to go as far as saying that tonight’s performance was superb, and the result was pretty good too. On another night, it could even be argued that we’d have taken all three points.

It was actually surprisingly difficult to get into the television coverage; largely due to the camera’s insisting on showing Poyet’s mug every 30 seconds, and also because we got to see a Colchester side that played in a stereotypical Adie Boothroyd team manner on a dreadful surface. Basically, “Hooooooooooooooooooof” !

The Albion had a lot of posession, and possibly could have done more with it. Murray was unlucky with a superb header early on, and later on in the half the Colchester keeper pulled off fantastic saves from El-Abd and Calderon. Frustratingly, you can’t help but think that if it had been anyone other than El-abd (Toblerone head, bit of a shortarse) then we might have gone in one nil up. At the other end though, Brezovan was catching everything in the air, and pulled off a smart save from Colchester’s huge bastard up front, as well as making a good take from a scissor kick that would probably have resulted in a goal had it gone a foot either side of him.

At this stage I must make a confession. If you haven’t already noticed, I can’t really remember the names of any of the Colchester players, largely because a) I couldn’t hear much in the pub, and b) I couldn’t really give a monkey’s who they are. But anyway, I digresss.

Glenn Murray was having an interesting game. Boothroyd had clearly given his team instructions to kick him all over the park. He must have been fouled at least 20 times tonight, which was impressive. However, twice he went down in the penalty area, once in either half. To be honest, he was looking for it, but as the ref showed at Leeds, if you’re fouled in the box then you should get a penalty, even if you are making a bit of a meal out of it. Dissappointingly though for the Albion striker, the penalty never materialised. In the second half, Glenn went close again; firstly when he could only just reach a Bennett free kick, and secondly when he cleverly dummied dummed another low ball in, and you’d have hoped someone like Forster would have been waiting to bury it.

That brings me to Forster. Apparently, he’s made up with Gus. But I’m not convinced, with Poyet again bringing on Holroyd and leaving Nicky on the bench. Holroyd ran around a lot, but never really got a chance to make an impression.

In honest, the second half was a bit of an anti-climax. Nothing else really happened - Brezovan looked assured at taking crosses, while the switch to 4-4-2 (the quiet Lua Lua substituted for Holroyd) didn’t make too much difference.

However, at Withdean earlier in the season Colchester were 2 up early on. Today, they didn’t look like scoring, which is a sign of how far things have come. Elphick looked a rock, the full backs looked solid and composed, and El-abd was similarly impressive.

On another day, we could have tucked in a chance up front, but it’s definitely a point gained for the Albion. A Colchester win tonight would have left them breathing on the next of “The” Leeds United, who are choking harder than a man buried 10ft underground at the moment. With performances like this, and with (on paper at least) only Swindon and Southampton left to play in games that most people would probably expect us to lose, you’ve really got to fancy our chances of staying up. Things certainly are looking up, and assuming we can keep on performing like we’ve done in the last 3 weeks or so, then things can only bode for next season, when we’ll hopefully be challenging for a promotion that would see us open Falmer in the Championship.

Murray and Elphick

Sky Sports interviewing Glenn Murray and their Man of the Match Tommy Elphick.

Robert Eaton Memorial Fund - Match 2010

The date of this years Robert Eaton Memorial Fund (REMF) Fixture has been set for 30th April, and will once again be held at Lewes Footbal Club.

The REMF was set up in the memory of Robert Eaton, a lifelong fan of Brighton and Hove Albion, who was killed in the attacks on the World Trade Center in 2001. The charity helps disadvantaged children to play football, whom without help may otherwise unable to.

Robert Eaton’s NSC username was “Ricky Marlowe’s Hairpeace”, in honour of the ageing ex Albion-striker. As a result, Marlowe is often a regular, and for the second year running, Albion legend Peter Ward should be making an appearance.

The Facebook event for the match can be found at the following link:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=10150135734785537&ref=nf

Admission details are as follows:

The Robert Eaton Memorial Match 9

Brighton & Hove Albion Supporters
V
Crystal Palace Supporters

Friday April 30th * 7.45pm kick-off. Dripping Pan, Lewes. £5 adults, U16 £2
(but free if with adult).

Includes:
Bar
Raffle
Ward sales
Possible auction

The wearebrighton.com team will be there, and a few “Crocs on Tour” regulars will hopefully make the matchday squad.

Looking forward to seeing you there!

Bullet Points

Call me unprofessional if you like, but I’m going to write a few thoughts on the Albion at the moment using the handy tool of numbered bullet points. Why? Because I’m lazy. And because I don’t know how to do normal bullet points on here. And because I want to go out and watch the England game in a minute so don’t want to be drawn into another essay. Anyway, let’s get on with it….

1) New signing from Uraguary, via Stoke. I don’t actually know his name though. Still, a player who cost almost £3 million (rising to 5!) at the Albion is always worth a bit of excitement.

2) Diego Arismendi. Ok, I cheated and looked him up. But yeah, Arismendi gives Poyet a selection headache. The 5 man midfield of Lua-Lua, Dicker, Navarro, Crofts and Bennett has looked super of late. For once, a Premiership midfielder is actually going to have to fight for his place in our team!

3) Lua-Lua. I blogged the other day about how we should sign him. Well now he’s come out and said he wants to say. Do it Tony. Please!

4) Russell Slade. What’s he up to? I’d love to get his thoughts on some rather contrasting Albion signings. Liam Dickinson, James Tunicliffe, Graeme Smith and Gary Dicker, Elliott Bennett and Alan Navarro. Perhaps Russ could spot a good winger, but didn’t have much of a clue about other areas? Admittedly, that’s being a bit harsh on Tunnicliffe, who could yet have a bright future ahead.

5) Dean Cox. Is he on his way out? Doesn’t seem to have progressed since Wilkins left. Shame.

6) Gavin Hoyte. Does ANYONE know the point in that?

7) Looks like we’re staying up then. Or does it? Still, Colchester, Swindon and let’s face it, just about any game at Withdean are difficult fixtures. Let’s not count too many chickens just yet.

8 ) Interestingly, if you write 8 ) without the space in between, it gives you a stupid smiley face instead. Fascinating.

9) Saw in the Argus that Simon Cowell is probably going to get hitched in Rottingdean. Apparently, he’s an Albion fan.
Now, I know we’ve got Tony Bloom on side already, but I’m sure nobody would complain if Cowell suddenly decided to chuck a few quid our way….

10) ..well, apart from our friends at Sellhurst and Fratton Park, who strangely appear to be the ones who are now ’skint’. I hope they don’t go out of business, but I must say it’s rather fun watching them struggle.

Yep, that’s all for now. I’m off to watch John Terry get booed by the Wembley crowd, with commentary from Andy Townsend and Robbie Earle. Bloody hell!

What’s good on YOUTUBE? (4)

So, another month, and we have another look at Albion related content on the worlds biggest video sharing site.

First, the We are Brighton team celebrate Murray’s goal at Leeds, including his fantastic celebration:

Now, check out the youtube user “Brightonseagulls11” who has taken to uploading highlights of games. Just don’t mention it to the copyright officials! Here we have both the cracking strikes against Charlton and Exeter.

Now we have Brighton vs Man United in the early 90’s, with a young David Beckham coming on the Goldstone pitch for his debut, to an audible chorus of “Who the f*cking hell are you?!”

Here we have a tribute to Jimmy Case, recorded the day before his testimonial against Liverpool in 1994.

Finally, well i’m not sure this constitutes “good”. However, it gave me a few laughs, and is probably the most ridiculous Albion related video I’ve ever seen. Anyone got a clue what the hell it’s all about? Let us know if you do. Also check out the video “Gus Poyet meets Patrice Evra” (Warning: Contains offensive language)

Enjoy!

Dear Tony Bloom

Please, please, do all that you can to sign Kazenga Lua-Lua, at the very least until the end of the season.

The player is a raw product, but he’s a joy to watch. He has trickery, good movement and genuine pace that the opposition defenders just can’t handle.

Yes, he needs to work on match fitness. Yes, he needs to work in his end product. But if he had both of those in abundance, would he really be playing in League One?

If the aim of being in the Championship when the new Falmer stadium opens is to be delivered, then the combination of Elliott Bennett and Lua-Lua down both wings would surely go a fair way to making it happen.*

*Unless, of course, Lua-Lua adopts that unfortunate curse of the Brighton loan signing, and his performances gradually worsen the longer his stay goes on. Hopefully though, it’s not going to come to that.

Reasons we won’t go down

Ok, so after last nights magnificent performance, I’m feeling quite positive about the rest of this season. Here’s why:

1) Poyet is learning from his mistakes. For example, he has already dropped Seb Carole.
2) Elphick, Virgo, El-Abd - all defenders that are finally performing as we know they can.
3) Elliott Bennett. I’m quite happy for him to shoot from range if he can do that. Kapow!
4) Glenn Murray. Shame he was ill the other night, as away from home he’s been a class act of late, and even the supporters are singing his name. If he can nick one at Withdean and the goals flow after that, we’ll have a superb player on our hands.
5) Inigo Calderon. The League 1 Carles Puyol?
6) Alan Navarro. Gone is the man of the beginning of the season. Under Poyet, Navarro has relished in a holding roll, breaking up play particularly effectively.
7) Gary Dicker and Andrew Crofts. While Navarro is beginning to show his true colours, these two are still performing well. Are there many better combinations of midfielders to win the ball, spread the play, and chip in with the odd goal?
8 ) Lua Lua. The most exciting Albion wideman in a long time. Sign hm up!
9) Marcos Painter. He’s gone quietly about his business, but what a pleasure it is to have a comfortable left back on the ball who can perform.
10) We’re already out of the relegation zone, and a win against struggling Exeter on Saturday could put a fair gap between us and the bottom 3.
11) Away support. How GOOD was that last night?
12) And let’s not forget the nice incentive to the players of that small development up the roar. The arch is up, the West Stand is going up, and the project is really coming together. Championship football at Falmer in August 2011? It’s still possible!

Looking good isn’t it?
However, watch out for our “Reasons we will go down” article, shortly after we’ve suffered a depressing 1-0 defeat to Exeter at Withdean on Saturday, with the goal coming in the 94th minute.

And if that scenario does happen, this week would probably sum up our season perfectly.

Dicker

Another Red Card…

Bit gutted not to pick up all 3 points yesterday to be honest, so not going to go into that just yet!

But I quite enjoyed this creation from “Goldstone Rapper” on NSC, highlighting our sendings off so far…

Red Cards - Cut out and keep!

Goldstone Rapper is an editor of the excellent website http://www.seagulls.tv/ - for all retro Albion videos!

Poyet - Has He Lost the Plot?

Remember the day - February 15th 2010 may well be one that Seagulls’ fans look back on as the day when Gustavo Poyet condemned Brighton and Hove Albion to the basement division for the first time in a decade.

A sensationalised opening paragraph perhaps, but letting Liam Dickinson go on-loan to Peterborough United for the next three months could be a pivotal moment. Having already fallen out with Nicky Forster over the issue of the leading marksman’s contract, the departure of Dickinson means that in the space of a fortnight Poyet has lost the scorers of 16 of the 35 league goals amassed this season.

So with those two effectively out of the running to lead the line, we rely on Glenn Murray. Murray is arguably the most talented player in the squad at the minute, but there are a couple of problems - namely, his injury record and the fact he is still yet to net a Withdean goal this season. History suggests that he will not make it through to the end of the season without a spell on the sidelines, and bearing in mind the midfield have been about as useful as a pair of shoes for a person with one leg in terms of suppling goals (Crofts excepted), Murray is going to need to be fit and firing on all cylinders if the Albion are going to stay up.

Alongside Murray, we are relying on a player who looks about 12 and is fresh out of non-league in Chris Holroyd, or Gary Hart, a man who although will always give you 110% and played a massive part in last seasons great escape, hasn’t scored a goal since 2006. Neither look like a realistic answer

The one hope then is that Poyet has got a new striker lined up to come in or that him and Forster have burried the hatchet and our top scorer will be back leading the line come Saturday’s trip to The Leeds United. Goals win games, and without somebody new to come in and share the burden that Glenn Murray is seemingly going to be carrying single-handedly, it is hard to see how the Albion are going to get the goals to prevent first-visits to Morecambe and Burton Albion come next season

What’s good on Youtube? Well, anything with Gully’s Girls in it…

The Wearebrighton.com team were very impressed with the efforts of Andrea Fox from Juice FM at the Millwall game.

As a result of coming bottom of the leaderboard for November in the Juice 107.2 Breakfast Quizher forfeit was to perform with Gully’s Girls at Withdean.

Fortunately for us, this event was captured at Withdean on video camera, and can be viewed on youtube in HD glory. Yes, that means you can view the performance in full screen mode!

Highlights include the bloke in the background remarking “dirty old git”, the obvious Withdean newbie admiring “a warm reception from the Brighton fans, absolutely silent”, the inevitable chorus of “Miiiiiiillllllllllllllllllll” from the away supporters, and of course the presumably tongue in cheap apology for the “weird shot up her skirt!” Mate, there’s really no need to apologise!

And dare I say it, one of the guys seems to be a bit too enthusiastic during the moves on the floor…

Anyway, we think it’s an excellent performance, not just from Andrea but from the excellent Gully’s Girls as well, who go a long way to making up for forking out extortionate sums of money for far too many home defeats over the last few seasons!!

Withdean Maths

Not exactly a bargain....Right then, tomorrow we face League leaders Norwich City, in the second match at Withdean in a week. Oh Christ.
Just 4711 turned out to watch Tuesday’s bore draw against Huddersfield, the worst Withdean crowd in a couple of years. Now, there’s plenty of things that can be blamed for this. Football on Sky, two games in a week, lack of away fans, “Withdean fatigue” and cold weather are just a few of the many excuses.

Personally though, I rank two factors above any of these for the reason the crowds are down.

1) The price is crap.
2) The home form is crap.

Now, as you are probably aware, unless you have been living on the moon all season (in which case, think yourself lucky), our home form doesn’t make for pretty reading. So, let’s do some pretty painful (and approximate!) maths.

In League 1, our record currently stands at:

Played 14 Won 2 Drawn 3 Lost 9

So, that’s 9 points picked up so far this season.

We have completed 61% of the home fixture schedule (23 games).

Firstly, we’ll examine the cheapest season ticket renewed in the South Stand wings, at £384. Watching us pick up those 9 points over the fourteen games will have cost each season ticket holder around £234. That’s £26 PER POINT.
And TWENTY SIX QUID PER GOAL. That includes Liam Dickinson thundering in a rare strike off a defenders arse in August in that comical game where we had two men sent off and got dicked by the worst team in the league! Good grief.

It gets better though. New Season Ticket Holders in the South wings will have forked out £30 per goal/point so far. £30!
Feel sorry for non season ticket holders too. Anyone who has been to all 14 games so and purchased tickets through the official channels will have paid at least £322 so far. Working out at £35.80 per point and per goal. Disgraceful.

Feeling like you’re being ripped off yet? Well, just be grateful you don’t sit in the North Stand. Especially the front row, where you still get wet even though there’s a roof. Purchasing a season ticket for the first time in the North Stand centre would have cost a whopping £546. So far then, watching the 14 games of turd we’ve had will have cost £333. That’s £37 per point and per goal! Yep, someone out there is forking out THIRTY SEVEN QUID to see Albion put the ball in the net! Outrageous!

Value for money? I don’t think so Mr Bloom. Perhaps it would feel a little better if the only decent goal I can remember seeing this season was Bennet’s free kick against the pikeys.

Oh well. I suppose there’s one thing that this bit of basic maths does prove. Not only are Brighton fans being hit hard in the pocket, but I really need to get out more!