This image is quite apt, given some of the recent shocking displays at home.

A challenge for you then

Connect an Albion player with an animal: Go

Here’s some to start off:

Colin Hawkins = Donkey. The obvious. Hawkins would perform better in a panto than he does in the middle of defence. Anyone got any carrots?

Alan Navarro = an Otter. Watch him closely and you’ll see the resemblence. No composure AT ALL.

Adam Virgo = A rhino. Bigger than a Kit Kat Chunky!! Not sure how many of them you see in the zoo though, thinking about it

Glenn Murray = Sloath. Do I need to explain that one?

Kevin McLeod = Pot belly pig. Kevin McLard. Pig. Get it?

Matt Thornhill = an Ostritch. Fuck knows why.

Any more suggestions, please e-mail them to: webteam@wearebrighton.com. And if anyone wants to compare Kuipers or Dickinson to an animal then please, have a proper reason.

P.S. Olympic Stadium? Hahahahaha