Surely this is a wind-up. Surely?

Who in their right mind would want to own a match badge commemorating a 2-0 victory in one of the dullest matches in the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy since our defeat in the competition to, er, Leyton Orient this time last year?

I can’t even remember who played. In fact, the only thing worth turning up for was the applause for Russell. Everything else about the evening was rubbish, and I doubt barely a hundred Orient supporters turned up to watch the footballing feast unfold before their own eyes either.

And when the hell did our badge start looking like that?!

We might not agree with Poyet’s views that the competition is totally pointless (not when we’ve paid to watch it anyway) but come on, this is taking the biscuit. It’s not the FA Cup Final, it’s not the Play-off Final, it’s not even the JPT final. It’s the first round of the least prestigious competition in professional football!!! Seriously, with crap on ebay like this, it makes you realise what a small-time outfit Orient really are. Quite apt for Dean Cox then really!

Once again, apologies to The Seagull Love Review, but we’re sure there’s going to be plenty more “Ebay crap” to go around for both of us to feature. As long as nobody is buying it…

(Closer inspection of the seller seems to suggest they actually make badges for just about every pointless game of football in existance. Sounds like a businessplan set up by someone with all the entrepreneurial skills of the owners of Portsmouth FC!)