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Brighton and Hove Albion Kit Cock Ups
There were
audible groans when Brighton and Hove Albion made an
announcement about the announcement of their new kit for
the 2016-17 season - why couldn't the club just get on
and launch it already like virtually every other club in
the Football League has?
But that would
of course be ignoring the fine tradition of Brighton and
Hove Albion kit cock ups down the years. Normally the reveal
of the new kits are dogged by ridiculous problems - ordering
the wrong shade of blue for example, making all three of the
new kits blue and the kit not even being available until
October.
It's a credit to
the new streamlined and professional outlook of the club
that we haven't had any sort of kafuffle in recent seasons
but everyone's moaning about the delay and the fantastic
announcement of an announcement led to us to get our
thinking caps on and we came up with these - the top five
Brighton and Hove Albion Kit Cock Ups.
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1) The 2007-08 season "Lets make all three kits
blue" cock up
Dick Knight used to
love designing a kit and arguably his greatest
achievement in that regard came with the ludicrous
idea to make all three kits for the 2008-09 season
blue. The home shirt was the traditional royal blue
and white stripes, the away kit was a dazzling navy
blue and yellow stripes and the third kit was a
Coventry City-esque sky blue. All very nice, except
of course what happens if we play someone else who
wears blue? It won't be a problem the club said. Cue
an away game at Shrewsbury in the Johnstone Paint
Pot four months into the season and a "special one
off edition" white kit. Which didn't prove to be a
one-off as we also had to wear it away at Millwall
later in the season. The ridiculousness of having
three kits all featuring the same colour reached
it's nadir with the trip to Leicester City when the
Albion were forced into wearing The Foxes yellow
away kit due to the clash. The cock up was duly
noted with a red and black replacement arriving for
the next season. |
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2) The 2004-05 season "We've ordered the wrong shade
of blue" cock up
This is a scene that
frankly we'd have loved to be present at. Imagine
the excitement as the new home kit arrives at
Seagulls HQ, ready to be revealed to the masses
ahead of the 2004-05 season. And then it turns out
to be the wrong colour. At the time, the Albion
loved getting their designs and orders in as late as
possible (see number four on the list) and that
ultimately led to the late arrival of the new kit
which was in the wrong shade of blue. Yes, that
monstrosity of a sky blue and white striped shirt
was apparently never meant to have been that colour.
We also had a great history of saving face around
this period which had previously landed Martin
Hinshelwood in the managers hot seat after former
Cameron boss Winfried Schafer pulled out of the job
at the last minute and, rather than tell the
assembled press they had gathered at The Grand Hotel
for no reason, Hinshelwood stepped into the breach.
Well this attempt at saving face landed us with an
Argentina style kit for two seasons, during which
under Mark McGhee the team played nothing like La
Seleccion as a limp relegation from the Championship
followed in 2006. |
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3) The 2005-06 season "Vote for a new away kit" cock
up
Democracy can be a
right pain - just look at the fall out from the
Brexit vote. The Albion discovered just how much of
a pain 10 years before Britain voted to leave the
European Union when they opened up the choice of the
new away kit to supporters. The premise was quite
simple - pick the kit you like, and text the
relevant code into the club. At the time, the green
and black kit seemed to be the most popular among
supporters, yet when the result was announced it was
maroon that had won the day. Of course, the fact
that before the vote the clubs staff were all
wearing maroon training gear didn't make the result
look as though it had been rigged at all. We were
later told that the green and black design three
(left of the picture) was unsurprisingly the winner
of the vote, yet the club had combined together all
the votes for the four various maroon kits to deem
it the most popular colour and therefore the winner.
We had to wait another six years for a green and
black striped top which remains one of the best that
we have had. Democracy - it just doesn't work, does
it? |
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4) The 2002-03 season "Kit finally turns up in
October" cock up
We've already
touched upon the Albion's brilliant ability to leave
it to the last minute before sorting out the kit for
the following season and that reached its zenith in
2002-03 when fans had to wait until October was here
to get their hands on the new home shirt. Errea were
working at full blown capacity that summer and that
meant a significant delay which saw supporters
resulting to buying training tops with the new look
Skint sponsor on in place of actual kit. The
lateness was mirrored on the pitch, with Brighton
only turning up to the Championship party once Steve
Coppell was appointed two months into the season
with a 12 game losing streak severely denting the
chances of staying in the Championship. That it went
down to the last day of the season was nothing short
of a miracle. |
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5) The 1997-98 season "We don't know who the sponsor
will be" cock up
This one is slightly
harder to lay at the clubs door given the turmoil
that was going on at the time. Homeless and with
Dick Knight's official takeover of the club
imminent, nobody knew who the shirt sponsor for the
1997-98 season was going to be. The campaign began
with Sandtex across the front of the shirt but
Knight wanted Donatello to take over once his
chairmanship was fully confirmed. And so hatched
this ingenious idea to put the sponsor on a bloody
great white felt panel. The theory went that if the
sponsor changed, a new one could just be placed over
the top of the panel - indeed, some supporters
handed out Donatello stickers to cover up the name
of the paint company who were all too associated
with Focus DIY. As it was, Sandtex remained the
sponsor for the rest of the season and fans were
able to get a genuine shirt minus felt panel later
on in the campaign in exchange for that thing. |
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