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Ian Hauntedhouse
One of the absolute basics you need for Halloween is
the traditional haunted house - or in this case an
Ian Hauntedhouse, run by former defender of the late
1990s' turned coach Ian Culverhouse. |
Craig Full Moon
Supernatural and
paranormal stuff always tends to happen when a Craig
Full Moon is around so we'll definitely need one of
them. Step forward Craig Noone whose cheeky little
face will form the Man in the Moon legend. |
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Ian Bairdwolf
A Craig Full Moon in the
sky would also lead to striker Ian Baird's
transformation into Ian Bairdwolf, a dangerous
individual who fights and maims. Just like he did to
become the last Albion player to be sent off at the
Goldstone. |
Zombie Zamora
Twelve years after
disappearing from Brighton and Hove Albion, Bobby
Zamora has risen again to start scoring for the
Seagulls. It is no coincidence it has happened in
the run up to Halloween, making him the perfect
zombie. |
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Nathan Bones
Zombie Zamora isn't the
only thing to have returned from the double winning
title squad of 2001-02 - Nathan Jones also has as
first team coach. Every Halloween celebration needs
a skeleton so who better than Nathan Bones? |
Stuart Mummy
Nobody seems to know
what has happened to full back Stuart Munday since
he left the club in the mid 1990s so we can only
presume he has been mummified, turning into Stuart
Mummy and is now waiting for a triumphant Halloween
return. |
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The Alex Devil
What creature could
possibly raise all these unnatural beings from the
dead and then unleash them on The Amex? There is
only one powerful enough to do so and he is the
scariest of the lot - the Alex Devil. |
Darren Demon
Alex Devil can't do all
the work himself, he needs his minions from Hell to
help. And in this case he has called upon the most
loyal of them all. So powerful he scored the first
goal of the Millennium, Darren Freeman is the Darren
Demon. |
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Sam Warlock
For all this evil
floating around, we need some creature with a little
bit of good magic in it to fight off Alex Devil,
Darren Demon and their crew. Something like a Sam
Warlock, a good soul who tries his best with limited
results so far. |
Inigo Cauldron
Sam Warlock might have
his hands full, for it isn't just creatures of the
supernatural you need to be aware of on Halloween.
There are witches abound everywhere as well, brewing
up trouble with their Inigo Cauldrons. |
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Peter Wand
Of course the witches
main instrument of terror is her Peter Wand which
can cast spells and cause destruction all over the
world. Much like Peter Ward did to defences every
time he pulled on a Brighton shirt in the 1970s. |
Chris Black Cattlin
It can be a solitary
life for a witch, casting spells and making general
mischief. That is why you rarely see one without
their ever faithful companion - a Chris Black
Cattlin. No Halloween would be complete without one. |
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Ian Spider Mellor
Do you know what
else a Halloween wouldn't be complete without? That
most scary of small creatures, the Spider Mellor.
Particularly dangerous when used in tandem with a
Peter Wand we've heard. |
Daniel Cobweb
Spider Mellor needs
somewhere to live, and that place is in it's own
Daniel Cobwebb. The Daniel Cobwebb is an essential
part of any Halloween set up - if you have an Ian
Hauntedhouse, you can guarantee it will be covered
in them. |
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Jake Forster-Casket
With so much death
and creatures of the spirit world around, where can
you put them once you have captured them? The best
place is undoubtedly locked tight within the
confides of a Jake Forster-Casket buried deep under
ground. |
John Pumpkin
Of course Halloween
doesn't have to be all scary - one of the better
traditions that the entire family can get involved
in is creating a John Pumpkin - a pumpkin in which
the face of Johnny Crumplin Football Genius is
carved. |
