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Coach Trip -
with
Mark McGhee
Brendan remains a
popular host of Coach Trip but he has not yet banned
a contestant from travelling on the coach, forcing
them to take a train home from Burnley at half time.
And for that reason, Mark McGhee is the perfect man
to take over. |
Bargain Hunt -
with
David Burke
The basic aim of bargain
hunt is to buy something cheap and sell it on for a
profit. David Burke is an expert at buying stuff on
the cheap as recent transfer windows under his
command have shown. We'll just ignore that selling
on for a profit bit. |
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The Chase -
with
Craig Mackail-Smith
He is a man whose game
is largely built around running - more often than
not like a headless chicken, aimlessly up and down
and side to side. Craig Mackail-Smith would
therefore make the perfect Chaser. |
Masterchef -
with
Michel Kuipers
The Former Dutch Marine
is one of the most popular players to have pulled on
the shirt in recent years. He was of course also a
chef which means his passion, dedication and er,
cooking could be invaluable as a judge on Masterchef. |
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Changing Rooms -
with Gus
Poyet
The Changing Rooms teams
became experts at redecorating houses in a short
period of time, sometimes even carrying out
extensive building work like removing a ceiling so
it can't be hit. Surely a job for Poyet the Miracle
Worker? |
Top Gear -
with
Kemy Agustien
Jeremy Clarkson's
sacking means there is a vacancy for Top Gear.
Clarkson was known for speed, arrogance and a
controversial approach. Kemy Agustien and his 39
driving licence points must be a candidate to
replace him. |
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Cash in the Attic -
with
Paul Barber
Cash in the Attic is all
about taking something you never knew you had and
turning it into a profit. In other words, selling
assets to make your household FFP compliant. Paul
Barber - this is the television job you were born to
do. |
24 Hours in A&E -
with
Will Hoskins
Brighton have had all
manner of injury prone players down the years who
are used to seeing treatment rooms and medical
experts more than football pitches. Will Hoskins can
share presenting duties with Vicente and Paul Kitson. |
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Pointless -
with any
loan striker
Finding the most
pointless answer is the premise behind Pointless.
Finding the most pointless Albion loan striker is a
similarly tough task, with Leon Best, Jonathan Obika,
Leroy Lita and Billy Paynter all vying for the job. |
Million Pound Drop -
with
David Stockdale
Despite a run of
excellent performances, there are still those who
question David Stockdale. For every five brilliant
saves he makes there does appear to be a cock up
waiting to happen - or in the world of television, a
Million Pound Drop. |
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Man v Food -
with Guy
Butters
Long gone are the days
when we would see a man of Guy Butters build wearing
the stripes. His belly was nearly as big as his
heart and if anybody in recent Albion history could
take on the challenge of Man v Food, it's him. |
Deal or No Deal -
with
Kazenga LuaLua
Remember when Kazenga
LuaLua was due to appear in court after throwing a
women's iPhone down a drain? He obviously doesn't
get on well with phones so it is plainly obvious
that that makes him an ideal fit for Deal or No
Deal. |