Pick your Grand National 2021 horse based on Brighton players

After a one-year absence, the world’s greatest horse race is back. The Grand National 2021 takes place on Saturday 10th April 2021 as 40 thoroughbreds take on the unique and daunting fences of Aintree cheered on by millions.

It is also the race in which many once-a-year gamblers have a flutter. If ratings, weight, or course and distance mean as much to you as the theory of relativity, then deciding on which horse to trust your hard-earned pennies with can be a tough decision.

Which is where WAB come in. We have used some frankly terrible wordplay to turn every entry in the 2021 Grand National into a Brighton player, meaning you simply have to scour the list to find your Albion favourite and then back that horse.

Do you think Bruno was the best captain that Brighton have ever had? Then back Cloth El Capitan. Want to find an underrated horse that some people do not like for no discernible reason? Balko Des Gross.

How about a plucky one with potential picked from the amateur ranks? Shattered Loft. The Bong Mile can provide a steady if unspectacular run whilst we will leave you to make your own judgement on MinAlirezaCelebration, who may fail to deliver at a big price.

Finally, you might be after a horse who can save the day when all seems lost. Then get your money on Taking Dicks. Yeah, we were a bit unsure about that one too…

The race gets underway at 5.15pm and this is the bit where we are meant to tell you to bet responsibly. Oh, and if you do happen to win some cash because of our fool proof system, then feel free to share some of it with us.

Drop us an email to wearebrighton@hotmail.co.uk or send us a DM on Twitter and we will be only too happy to let you know how to pay some commission.